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Immigration Laws – Where Would You Cross The Border?

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Drug Cartels and illegals are crossing the US border committing violent murders, kidnappings, rapes, and more.  Recently, Arizona passed a law that is drawing much controversy.  I am not sure I totally understand the reason for the concern.  Just to make sure we all understand.  Is the real concern racial profiling or being caught?

US Checkpoint Sign
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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT …

  • IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
  • IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
  • IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
  • IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
  • IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
  • IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
  • IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET...

  • A JOB
  • DRIVERS LICENSE
  • SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
  • WELFARE
  • FOOD STAMPS
  • CREDIT CARDS
  • SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE
  • FREE EDUCATION
  • FREE HEALTH CARE
  • A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
  • BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
  • THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
  • AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

AND OMG, … IF SOMEONE SO MUCH AS ASK FOR YOUR ID, YOU WANT TO CLAIM SOCIAL PROFILING AND FILE A LAW SUIT!

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION!

IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!  Papa B!


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